Totally Intoxicated by Wanitta Praks

Author:Wanitta Praks [Praks, Wanitta]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2020-01-03T11:11:24+00:00

“Are you on your period?”

I looked up at him with quizzical eyes. “Yes. How do you know?”

“You’re very much more sensitive than normal.”

“Were you monitoring me?”

“I live with you. Of course, I can sense when you’re not yourself.” He was back to his usual teasing self again, flicking my forehead with his finger. I winced and rubbed the sore spot before he took my forehead and kissed the pain away. Then he enveloped me with his big teddy bear hug.

He rested his chin at the nook of my shoulder, then pondered, “What I don’t understand is, what made you think you are plain? I get that you are more emotional than usual because of your period, but that doesn’t really hold water. There must be something else that caused you to be in this emotional state. If it’s not Kimberly’s doing, it must be the alcohol. How much did you drink, Jay? You’re more honest than usual.”

“I don’t know. Maybe a few.”

“Why did you drink?”

“Because I want to be your ideal girl.”

Giovanni threw his head back and laughed. All at my expense. The big doofus!

“Why are you laughing?”

“What kind of pathetic excuse is that? What made you think you’re not my ideal girl?”

“Because like I said before, I’m plain. You’re like the mesmerizing sun, whereas I am more like the Earth. I orbit around you. But in the end, that’s all I will ever be to you, your admirer, your fan. I could never fully stay beside you. Throughout eternity, I can only gaze at your aura as you provide me with sunlight and warmth. It’s the kind of love and comfort I could never call my own.”

“The fuck, Jay, why are you being so poetic?”

“Because it’s the truth.”

“Jesus fucking Christ! I feel like since living with you, I just can’t keep up with your little stories and analogies. But since we’ll be living together for a long time anyway, I’ll come up with my own analogy, too. You say I’m like the sun and you orbit around me, right? Well, I say I’m more of the moon. See that moon right there?’

He directed my gaze, and right there was the moon.

“Wow. So big and bright. How come I didn’t see it before?”

“Of course, you didn’t. Your eyes only focused on those tiny miniscule stars. Like when you keep spouting on about how beautiful and hot I am, comparing me to the stars, and how plain and boring you are, comparing yourself to the Earth. That’s one of your traits I find annoying. You only see what you want to see, not what’s really in front of you. If I didn’t direct you to see the moon, would you have commented on how bright it is?”

“No.”

“See. My point exactly. If you have a problem with something, say it out loud. I don’t play the fucking mind game. I’m a guy, Jay. I think more with my cock. I can’t understand what you’re thinking. Until you start acting weird like this. Sad like this.

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